Last Post Wins!!!!!

Yes way!

I win!

No I win!

Noo I win!

No mee!

Pffft I win! LOL

Did you think I was gone??Heheh I WIN!

No I got a question!
Did you think I was gone??!!
I'm winning...well, for now anyways.

Noooo!

Erica. I am clearly the winner.

Or so you thought!

See? Accept the facts.

Accept the fact I win?

Nope!

Hah yeah

Hehe nope!!

I WIN!!!! (for now....)

You most certainly DO NOT win.

Noone145 wrote:

You most certainly DO NOT win.

I beg your pardon but I most certainly DO win! Maybe not this game of "last post" but I win with my suggies every time I get a little snuggle of out them. So there!

Awwwww

So, a man walks into a psychiatrist's office.

He says, "Doc, doc, you gotta help me! Sometimes, I think I'm a teepee and sometimes, I think I'm a wigwam."

"I know what your problem is," says the shrink, "you're just too tense."

(*get it? "too tense"/"two tents"? )

A blonde accidentally hits another car.
They pulle over and the angry man didnt talk, but pulled out some chalk he had in his car.
He drew a small circle around the blonde and said " don't step out of te circle."
He then got a bat out of his car and started beating up he blondes car until he heard her laugh.
He turned around and she didn't laugh anymore, so he went back to beating up her car. She started laughing again. He turned around and she stopped laughing. This happened a few more times and he turned around angrily and asked " why are you laughing?! I'm beating up your car!"
The blonde smiled and started to laugh again " every time you didn't look I took a step out of the circle!"

A string walks into a bar and tries to order a drink.

Bartender looks at the string and says, "Shoo! Get outta here. I don't serve no strings at MY bar."

The string leaves, looking all sad and disgruntled. He sits outside on the curb for a bit. He twists himself up into a knot! He pulls and unravels at the ends! And then...he goes back into the bar and orders a drink.

Bartender says, "Hey, aren't you that string that was here a moment ago?"

String says, "No! I'm afraid not."

(*A frayed knot. )

The president, a priest, the smartest man in the world, and a kid from school went in a helicopter.
The pilot came back and said "The plane is going to crash, there is five of us and four parachutes, I have to go so I can tell the story!" And with that he took a parchute and jumped out of the helicopter.

The president took a parachute and said " I have to live because I am the president!" SO he takes a parachute and jumps out of the helicopter.

The smartest man in the world takes a parachute and says," I have to live I am the smartest man in the world!" so he jumps out of the helicopter.

The priest says" GO, you take the parachute, you can live longer than me."

The school kid says" No Father, we can both live, the smartest man in the world took my backpack instead of the parachute."

Wait a minute...Why did the pilot call the helicopter a "plane" and secondly...can you even parachute out of a helicopter? Don't you have to be at a certain altitude for parachuting?

Funny about the backpack, though....

Woops, didnt mean to call it a plane. 0.o... Im not sure, I think so....?? Its better to try to escape and fail, thn jus go down in the helicopter and know your going to die.