Kill The Ant!!!

Kill the ant
So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves.
Example:

Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies

Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The ant is thrown in the ocean.

Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.

And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.

Ant eats poison and dies.

the and is blown in the wind and lands on a rock that hits his tummy and causes the poison to be projectiled out of his tummy

just them a bear cmes along and stepps on him

But the ant is spared by getting between the bears toes and wiggles his way out.

A yellow jacket spots him and proceeds to pick him up and eat him

but a bird eats the yellow jacket so the aunt gets away,

when the yellow jacket drops him he lands on the windshield of a car

the car stoppe suddenly, right before the ant hits the windshield and lands on a mysterious pillow laying in the middle of the road

the pillow is suddenly surrounded by hungry ant eaters!

but the zoo keepers show up and take them away before the ant is eaten

but they kick the pillow into the sewer (sorry all I could think of )

the ant hangs on for dear life and the pillow floats down the sewer

he then see's aligaror nostrils poking up from the water

however the alligator isn't interested in a pillow or a little itty bitty ant and so it keeps swimming

Oh no! there's the end of the sewer emptying into a "lake" (really the plant)

Wait theres a tunnel, the pillow with the ant in it turns to the new drain.

WAIT, it leads to a lake were kids are playing with toy buckets and the kids pick up the ant with the bucket.

Sorry thats all that came to mind not so good about this game.

~Erica~

then the kids mom calls them and they dop the bucket and run to her

the ant steps out of the bucket only to be at the feet of a giant dog!

But then the dog sees and squirrel and runs after it instead.

One of the kids run back to the ant with a magnifying glass.

but then the kid falls and the magnifying glass flies into the lake

Oh no, someone is laying a blanket down right on top of the ant!

But, they decide they dont want the blanket right there so they move it to different spot.

on no, but when they go to walk away the ant is stuck to the blanket!

~Erica~

the ant wiggles his leg and gets unstuck

but now he's falling towards some concrete

He landed on someones foot unharmed

A bird see the ant and flys toward him to peck him off they foot

But the person attached to the foot does the "get away bird" dance

during the get away bird dance the ant flies off and is soaring through the air towards a hot dog stand's grease

The person sees the bird and thinks he's being attacked and moves away quickly with the ant hanging on for dear life.
The foot steps into a giant mudpuddle.

in the mud puddle is a stick that the ant grabs onto
but a truck is coming and the mud puddle is in its path.

But the bird finally swooped in and picked up the ant

Then it started flying to its nest full of babies

but then the bird (who wasn't paying attention) hit a kite

then the ant started skydiving!

.......and lands in a giant bouncy house

kids bombard the bouncy house stepping and jumping everywhere!!

Then the lovely bounce house attendants fuss at the kids for horseplaying, and they are all made to get off!

Then a dog comes and sniffs the ant,



(and yes, i am a bounce house attendant XD)

Then some says something about bacon and the dog runs to find it!

Then a random anteater comes and tries to eat him!

Then another zookeeper shows up to get the anteater

Then the zookeeper sees a lion

The lion was tired so he took a nap

Then a the ant lands on a train track and hears the train coming