Fortunately/Unfortunately

here are the rules to this game, I give a topic like "a bear eats something unknown" and someone would say fortunately it was honey and someone else can say unfortunately it was sour and so on... It also has to alternate, so do not use fortunately/unfortunately twice in a row.

topic is "a man sees an unknown item on the ground and picks it up"

Fortunately it was fake money:)

~Erica~

Unfortunately bigfoot takes it

Fortunately Big Foot lives with the Hendersons and was able to be tracked down

Unfortunately he has lots of friends with him

Fortunately they are easily distracted by a bunch of stuffed animals that they feel compelled to bury

Unfortunately the ground was frozen

Fortunately there were shovels near-by

Unfortunately shovels really don't work well on ice

fortunatley there were also pickaxes

unfortunately they forgot to sharpen them

fortunatley one of them has a pick up [truck]

unfortunately it has no tire!

~Erica~

fortunatley it has a spare!

unfortunately Now it wont start!

~Erica~

fortunatley they realize they have static electricity

unfortunailey they are wearing rubber sole boots and can not conduct it!

Fortunately they are smart enough to take off tgho.s rubber soled boots

Unfortunately their feet froze to the ice!

fortunatley they can conduct their blood flow to certain areas and were able to melt the ice off enough to move around

(beat that lol)

Unfortunately using the static electricity while standing in water caused them to get a big shock.

fortunatley they reverted the shock to their truck and it started

Unfortunately as they were driving off they ran off the road and wrecked the truck

fortunately they lived.

Unfortunately they all had broken legs and arms so they couldn't do anything.