Last Post Wins!!!!!

LOL! Who knows? I think maybe it IS possible--but I think you need special training to do that. Surely a lot of our military men and women parachute in from lower altitudes--but if done improperly, I think you can break your spine, if not every bone in your body.

Ouch. That would definetly be a bad day.

Man walks into a psychiatrist's office.

"Doc, I just can't decide who I love best! Edith is smart, reliable and she really understands me but Kate is just sexy, funny and a lot of fun to be with. I just don't know what to do! I'm so confused! I just love them both!"

"Just remember," says the shrink, "You can't have your Kate and Edith, too."

(* cake and eat it, too. )

hah

A blonde was driving by in an SUV when she sees another blonde off on the side of the road. The other blonde is in a canoe, on the grass, rowing as hard as she can but not getting anywhere.

Furious, the blonde in the SUV pulls over, gets out of her car and tells the blonde in the boat, "You know what? It's blondes like you that give us blondes a bad name! I'm so pissed off right now....if I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"

jokes now?

Why not?

It's fun:)

LOL!!!!!

Worse pick-up line ever?

"Hey, baby...ya wanna see my 'pocket pet'?"

Hahaha maybe.. Just maybee

I know other jokes, too, but they're a bit too risque for a forum.

Hahaha, I can't even think of any more jokes right now:(

Not to change the subject, but....I just wrote a sort of article/post in General Topics Section called "Five Thoughts on Bonding". Appreciate it if you give it a read, post some comments, that sort of thing.

And btw...I am winning!

Why not a jokes thread?

Fine! Tell us a joke then!

Rchurch wrote:

Not to change the subject, but....I just wrote a sort of article/post in General Topics Section called "Five Thoughts on Bonding". Appreciate it if you give it a read, post some comments, that sort of thing.

And btw...I am winning!

Oh I read that and though it was helpful! I am sorta nervous about bonding with my girls, afraid I will mess up!

Rchurch wrote:

Fine! Tell us a joke then!

I am not funny though! lol

Im sure your funny!! OHOHHOH you should read my Meal Worm Anxiety story!Its in the general chat, it may give you a good laugh

General Stuff*

Noone145 wrote:

Im sure your funny!! OHOHHOH you should read my Meal Worm Anxiety story!Its in the general chat, it may give you a good laugh

Done! Hope your okay after that. I would have died.

I almost did bahaha!!! Meal worm gut was AALLLL OOOVVVEEERR my foot.

You guys are SO silly...But I love you all! <3

Too add on to Rchurch WORST pick up line post:
I hear this EVERY morning!!

"If you were a parking ticket I would write Fine all over you!"
& feel free to start any joke thread up..we all need a good laugh sometimes!

StellaAnLuna wrote:

"If you were a parking ticket I would write Fine all over you!"

We love you too!