The 'But I...' Game

The rules of this game are simple. You just tell the next poster to do something and they give an excuse.
Examples:
User1: Do the Cha-Cha!
User2: But I only know the tango!
Rob a bank
User3: But I don't need the money
Run a marathon
User4: But I already have

ill start

play this game.

but...but.....but.....I don't know how!!!

Make a new cage set.

but i dont know how to sew

go outside for once!!!! lol

But I'm allergic to the sun!

Get off the computer and do something else for a night! ( )

But I use it to play nature sounds for my gliders at night.

Get a puppy to entertain you while your gliders sleep.

but...but...but..I dont have Gliders(2 or more years)...but..but I do Have a doggie!

make some food!

But my husband does that for me, lol.

Grow a banana tree!

but..... But.... I don't live somewhere warm It will die before I get to pick a banana off of it!

Go play with your gliders!

But they're still asleep!

Go feed your's.

LOL!! Dont have gliders to feed!!

Go cut some fruits and veggies!!

but it's already done

Go read a book

But the one I want wont be out for another two days 10 hours and 59 minutes (Born of Silence by Sherrilyn Kenyon)

Go draw a picture.

But I can only draw stick figures

Go make me some food!!

but but but.....you BF can do that for you!!

Go clean your cage!!!

But, I don't have suggies anymore

Go pack your gliders up and send them to me!

But, but, but they own my soul!

Go get a banana!

but but but thier is no banana tree by me!

Go get some bread!!!

But it's 4:46 am and I don't want to go out... I would go get some from the kitchen BUT my kids crumbled it all and pretended it was confetti.

Go get some resees pieces. (Since I'm too lazy to walk to the kitchen, lol)

but i can only find resees minis!!

Go run around in circles X)

But I can't walk a straight line without falling and getting hurt!

Stand on one foot and touch your nose with one finger.

But I can only stand on two feet and touch my nose with my hand!!

Dance all night long!

But I'll look like I'm having a seizure!

Give me your cute fluffy butt! (Glider)

But she wants to sleep in her pouch right now!

Drive to Texas and give your baby suggie

But her twin would miss her too much!

Mail me all of your extra balls!